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2004-09-05 · 7:21 p.m.

I was riding my bicycle down the sidewalk in Northampton about 'arf an hour ago and some guy started shouting, "Riiiidin' your Schwiiiiinny-Schwiiiiinny-Schwiiiiinn!" at me. Funny thing is, it's not even a Schwinn. Would that it were! But actually, just finding it was a stroke of total random genius. I spotted it out of the corner of my eye from the front seat of my mother's car as we were driving from my new home, Talbot House (go Smith &etc whatever), to Target to buy all the junk I forgot to bring from my actual real house, and then this nice old Polish man drove it all over Noho for me because we got lost. But it's great! I'm naming it the Blue Bunny because hello, it's blue (and white--an old-fashioned fake-vintage cruiser with the big fat tires) and in homage to Vinnie Gallo. I know the chicks are getting all riled up about him getting a hosejob from Chloe Sevigny on-screen, but in my opinion that's only made disgusting by dint of the fact that it's Chloe Sevigny, someone who I not-so-secretly wish would stop being such an inexplicable 'muse' because she really annoys the living dead outta me. What do you expect from Vincent Gallo, anyway? Hearts and puppies?

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