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2004-07-02 · 9:12 p.m.

I'm going bonkers! 'The Addams Family' is now on Nick at Nite at 9.00 and I can hardly contain my excitement. The episode where Lurch, my prepubescent goth self's teevee sweetheart, becomes a teen idol? Hello! There is also 'The Munsters,' but where Gomez and Morticia were the apogee of childhood gothic pseudo-sophistication, Fred and Lily Munster were sliding into a trough of bad kitsch and green pancake. Am I making you sick yet?

Also, Spike (the network for men and also the people who have no lives and just watch bad hilarious tv all night) made the important executive decision to start showing all manner of 'Star Trek,' thus sealing my shut-in fate all summer. Q and Lurch! O Ted Casey, you burn my very face! You raaaaaaaaang, Mister Addams?

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