« With God as my witness, I'll never do homework again »
2004-10-03 · 8:48 p.m.

Okay, never try to write a French paper while listening to "Cars" by Gary Numan. Not only will your paper be about nothing but robot dancing and Aquanet, but you will have an uncontrollable urge to yell out, "Up your butthole, French! Who needs ya?!" and dart out of the computer lab while playing air-synth.

I'm really failing at college. So much so that a high school boy gave me his number the other day. I guess I must look really desperate or something. Also my laptop decided it hates me so I have to pretend to do my "homework" in the library, which means I'm bothering about ten people right now instead of just my roommate. UGH! I just can't concentrate on doing Frenches while there are cute boys in the world. And my French teacher really terrifies me and I'm getting bad grades and this all seems so ABSURD! I want to just run away to Mongolia and become a throat-singer and collaborate with Bjork.

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