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2002-12-25 - Hot-fudge leather daddy, you turn me on
2002-12-22 - The reason for the season
2002-12-20 - Merry widow
2002-12-14 - If wishes were horses
2002-12-11 - Too gay
2002-12-06 - Air plays that song, right?
2002-11-30 - Home for the holidays
2002-11-19 - So many steroids, so little time
2002-11-11 - Too much bossa nova for one hand
2002-11-03 - Ushering in the holiday spirit
2002-10-30 - Emeril makes a mean pudding graveyard
2002-10-19 - Mrs. Perfect America Industries
2002-10-09 - Red, blue, green (I think the old maid's groovy)
2002-09-27 - One hundred balls for household useage
2002-09-19 - A pirate's true love is the sea
2002-09-17 - Garcia Lorca says...
2002-09-10 - The boy with the filthy laugh
2002-09-02 - I hope you enjoy this universe of me
2002-08-31 - Don't wear white
2002-08-21 - That hobag Precious gave me the soul clap
2002-08-16 - Vincent Georgette Johnson goes to Newport
2002-08-14 - Just call me Captain Breakfast!
2002-07-31 - I run on laser beans.
2002-07-30 - Some feathers and bells, and a book of Indian lore
2002-07-28 - Our Lady of Mercy
2002-07-23 - Recall of the wild
2002-07-16 - I'm late for class... but he's wearing Abercrombie
2002-07-07 - ...Make the scene
2002-07-03 - That "crazy" alternating current
2002-06-25 - Tropical toilet!
2002-06-21 - The first letters on the eyechart were F Z, funnily.
2002-06-16 - He's practically gorgeous!
2002-06-09 - Beautiful brown eyes---I'll never love blue eyes again
2002-05-26 - Young Fighting Men could be a good name for a band
2002-05-17 - Rock and roll high school
2002-05-12 - [edited]
2002-04-30 - "Nothin' like a chili-dog!"
2002-04-12 - MPS to the OMC...
2002-04-04 - A mathematical abstract
2002-03-31 - Happy Good Friday, happy Easter
2002-03-19 - [Insert clever paraphrasing of song lyric here]
2002-03-13 - Summer lovin', gave me bad gas...?
2002-03-11 - Caramel complexion...
2002-03-07 - These hands are too shaky to hold
2002-03-02 - Hi-fi-fo-fum.
2002-02-25 - An open letter to Bill Griffith
2002-02-21 - Cupid heart, stupid heart...
2002-02-11 - Be my bloody Valentine, sweetheart.
2002-02-04 - Get this party started on a Saturday night!
2002-01-24 - You stretch a rubber band and then you hold it...
2002-01-22 - Yum yum eat 'em up!
2002-01-21 - Sick sick sick, Magruder!
2002-01-20 - Is kissing a girl who smokes like licking an ashtray?
2002-01-16 - Give my blankets to my buddies; give the fleas to Diamond Joe
2002-01-15 - Wish I was a high-hat beaver mustache man...
2002-01-14 - The stars and sky are siamese twins
2002-01-08 - Nuclear winter right outside my window.
2002-01-07 - Wonderful! Councellor!
2002-01-03 - Everything in its own place!
2002-01-03 - Ne pas respirer en bas mon cou.
2002-01-02 - Pas exactement le Mafia d'impermeable
2001-12-31 - 2002! At last!
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