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2004-05-12 · 7:30 a.m.

A girl sitting two seats down from me just asked, "Did you know that paper burns?" Life is so sad sometimes.

But actually not usually. I forget to write about going to see John Waters in Northampton--my future home town! And by "future" I mean in, like, four months! Go College!--which I mean I can't even really believe. Even breathing the same air as John Waters was kind of a thrill. I have so many ideas for insta-movies. Also I found a seriously cheap ($50) super 8 camera on Ebay. It's like kismet!

Better

* Bertold Brecht

* Franz Kafka

* Russ Meyer

* Everyburger

* Depeche Mode tapes from the Salvation Army

* Shiny pretty black hair

Bad

* Prince tapes from the Salvation Army that only emit a high-pitched whistle when played

* Not having picked out a dress yet for the Queer Prom which is in only ten days!

* A lot worse than both of the above: Anti-Semites in my school (better: being confident enough to tell them to go fuck themselves. Actually I think I called them "fuckfaces" which is kind of hilarious in my opinion. I should have told them to go suck a fuck)

So are you going to visit me in Noho next year?

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