« Samuel "Sugartown" Beckett »
2005-01-28 · 11:57 p.m.

People I'm attracted to, inexplicably:

* Chyna-- sweetie! Let's get together for lunch or something, and talk about lifting weights or Samuel Beckett or something! Hugs!

* Samuel Beckett-- probably cleaned up really well

* Martin Starr (who played Bill on "Freaks & Geeks)-- I don't even have anything to say about this one.

* Jeremy Irons-- especially if there's two of him, "Dead Ringers"-style.

* Franz Kafka-- did you know Jeremy Irons played him in a movie? Hot, right?

Oh, I don't have anything else to say. I wasted $17 on a bottle of Jaegermeister because there's a party in my dorm tonight and I briefly forgot that I hate all parties and am totally anti-social and never ever ever have fun at them (at least not when they involve other Smith College girls), so I'm trying to get my money's worth right now. I can't wait until I've graduated from college so I can finally get my tiny apartment filled with cats and books and never leave until I'm taken out in a coffin when I die. Seriously... can't wait! My distrust and discomfort around all other people has been forged in the crucible of spinsterhood.

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